I hope this Holiday finds everyone in good spirits and surrounded by family and friends. I wish each of you a Merry Christmas and hope Santa beings you all lots of goodies... ahem, for those of you who were good anyway... those of you who were naughty... well you've probably been rewarded by the naughty deeds you did already, so don't push your luck.
I found this poem while doing what I do best--- Googling!! I hope you enjoy it!!
'Twas the Night of Christmas Leftovers
'Twas the night of Christmas,
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation!
So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!!
I crashed through the ceiling, floated into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell
as I soared past the trees ...
HAPPY EATING TO ALL,
PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE!!
And what would a little Holiday spirit be without the second thing I do best???
|I stole him from another author's blog ... shhh!, don't tell!!|